A Studying Lawyer

Hi, I'm Jacob from Wisconsin.
I didn't catch your name -
He handsomely down-talked
His portly companion,
Both lawyers, cussing and drinking.
Isn't Monday part of the weekend?
Oh, that life is tempting -
It's very nice to meet you,
But this isn't really me -
You'll never buy me a drink
Or fuck me in your bachelor pad.
That's why I can only give you
This shell.
Hi, Jacob this isn't Jenna.
You'll never know me
Because your intention isn't
To be my friend
Only.